going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled “hey stupid! the bus is that way!” very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went “this bitch thinks she’s on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom.”

bunnyycocaine:

this is not a safe space i will beat you with a bat

sinkies:

whatever I’m out of here.

mousefluff:

starbittie:

starbittie:

i fucking love reddit

pankendev:

staying naked after a shower is fine. i live alone and it’s warm enough. my home is my castle. underwear on but no shirt is good also. minimal semblance of dressedness. shirt with no underwear however? unspeakable freak shit. i am a defenseless little slut and i need to be bred. that’s what shirt with no underwear says

dailyclassicart:

Pierre-Auguste Renoir - “Julie Manet with Cat (detail)” (1877)

nat-20s:

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

butch-snorlax:

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

butch-snorlax:

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

fadedlovemp3:

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

mtndewbajablast:

yasirumora:

hiveswap:

mtndewbajablast:

mtndewbajablast:

we are going to have to bring back “smex”

shrex

I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz

like hell you will